A little message for the throbbing pain behind my eyes

Okay headache du jour. I've thrown ibuprofen, sudafed, rest, caffeine, food, and water at you and still you are here. It's warm and pretty outside and I want to go out and do some things without you tagging along. I really don't want you hanging around here either. Please vacate the premises immediately. I understand that you will likely return on my doorstep soon, but I would rather do without you (and your friend sinus pressure, if he doesn't mind) today.

Kthxbye!