PSA for pet owners

Seriously folks, your dog does not like wearing shit like this. Dogs put up with it because they love you and would do anything in the world to get love and treats to make you happy, but unless your dog is hairless and/or has an incontinence problem, it doesn't need to be wearing pants. No dresses, no pants, no booties, no hats, no sunglasses. Let them be naked and happy. Thank you.

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