cheesycats | Drabble request post #3

bethynyc asked for Wesley or Giles and Jack. I give you Wesley/Jack kilt pr0n! :D

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"I feel like a fool, Jack."

"You look very handsome and distinguished, Wesley."

"There's a draft."

"It's warm enough in here. You won't catch cold. I promise."

“My father would have a heart attack if he saw me in this.”

“Even better still. You said you had Scottish kin, so it’s perfectly appropriate.”

“Why aren’t you wearing one?”

“I’m not Scottish. Now hush.”

“I don’t see why you insisted--ohhhh, good lord.”

“Shouldn’t that be ‘laird’? Isn’t this better than having trousers in the way?”

“You’re wearing trou--holy fuck!--sers.”

“Not anymore. Now be a good laddie and bend over.”