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vampirefever's bad gay porn post. Wes and Angel, NC-17 for bad sex dialogue, S5 AtS, 200 words.
“Come on baby, let me taste your boy grease.” Wesley said.
Angel’s head popped up. “What?”
Wesley continued, “That’s it, rub my hot man meat and I’ll give you some vanilla pudding.”
Angel swallowed. “Um, Wesley, maybe this isn’t the right, uh, time for this kind of thing.”
“Man slime?”
“Um, Wes,”
“Hot cornbutter?”
“Okay, after this meeting, if you want we could, we—“
Wesley turned to face Angel. “We could what?”
“Uh…what were you talking about?”
Wesley pointed to the laptop in front of him. “Spike’s been using my laptop again. He’s been posting gay porn. Very poorly written gay porn. Does he really think the term ‘cock drool’ is arousing? Man honey maybe, if the mood was right, but--”
Angel interrupted him. “I’ll talk to Spike. I’ll see about getting him his own computer.”
“Uh, yes. Thank you.” Wesley said. “What was it you wanted to do after the meeting?”
“Oh! Uh, I—do you want to go out for a beer, or something, later?” Angel asked.
“Alright. That’d be great.” Wesley smiled. Angel nodded and returned to his paperwork.
Wesley made sure Angel wasn’t looking. He quickly saved Spike’s file and continued with his work.
vampirefever's bad gay porn post. Wes and Angel, NC-17 for bad sex dialogue, S5 AtS, 200 words.“Come on baby, let me taste your boy grease.” Wesley said.
Angel’s head popped up. “What?”
Wesley continued, “That’s it, rub my hot man meat and I’ll give you some vanilla pudding.”
Angel swallowed. “Um, Wesley, maybe this isn’t the right, uh, time for this kind of thing.”
“Man slime?”
“Um, Wes,”
“Hot cornbutter?”
“Okay, after this meeting, if you want we could, we—“
Wesley turned to face Angel. “We could what?”
“Uh…what were you talking about?”
Wesley pointed to the laptop in front of him. “Spike’s been using my laptop again. He’s been posting gay porn. Very poorly written gay porn. Does he really think the term ‘cock drool’ is arousing? Man honey maybe, if the mood was right, but--”
Angel interrupted him. “I’ll talk to Spike. I’ll see about getting him his own computer.”
“Uh, yes. Thank you.” Wesley said. “What was it you wanted to do after the meeting?”
“Oh! Uh, I—do you want to go out for a beer, or something, later?” Angel asked.
“Alright. That’d be great.” Wesley smiled. Angel nodded and returned to his paperwork.
Wesley made sure Angel wasn’t looking. He quickly saved Spike’s file and continued with his work.
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Date: 2006-01-04 07:38 pm (UTC)And we wuv him so.
*carefully does not snort tea out of her nose laughing because she quite likes her tea. But it's a close thing*
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Date: 2006-01-04 08:05 pm (UTC)Okay, that was just CUTE.
Hee! :D
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Date: 2006-01-04 08:14 pm (UTC)It cannot be denied!
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Date: 2006-03-23 03:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 07:40 pm (UTC)Hilarious!
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Date: 2006-01-04 07:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 08:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 07:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-04 07:55 pm (UTC)Bad Spike for corrupting Wes. So funny.
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Date: 2006-01-04 08:06 pm (UTC)Oh my god. Some of that was just *painful* to read. Poor Wes! Can't he find himself some good porn?
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Date: 2006-01-05 12:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-05 02:15 am (UTC)Bwahaha! Priceless! :D
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Date: 2006-01-05 02:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-06 05:29 am (UTC)And then Wes going on about how 'man honey' used in the right context could be arousing. I could just see Angel's cheeks turning pink!
Very enjoyable to read, need more! *cackles once more at thought of Angel's face* *glomps author* Loved it!
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Date: 2006-01-06 07:35 am (UTC)