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Drabble inspired by
vampirefever's bad gay porn post. Wes and Angel, NC-17 for bad sex dialogue, S5 AtS, 200 words.
“Come on baby, let me taste your boy grease.” Wesley said.
Angel’s head popped up. “What?”
Wesley continued, “That’s it, rub my hot man meat and I’ll give you some vanilla pudding.”
Angel swallowed. “Um, Wesley, maybe this isn’t the right, uh, time for this kind of thing.”
“Man slime?”
“Um, Wes,”
“Hot cornbutter?”
“Okay, after this meeting, if you want we could, we—“
Wesley turned to face Angel. “We could what?”
“Uh…what were you talking about?”
Wesley pointed to the laptop in front of him. “Spike’s been using my laptop again. He’s been posting gay porn. Very poorly written gay porn. Does he really think the term ‘cock drool’ is arousing? Man honey maybe, if the mood was right, but--”
Angel interrupted him. “I’ll talk to Spike. I’ll see about getting him his own computer.”
“Uh, yes. Thank you.” Wesley said. “What was it you wanted to do after the meeting?”
“Oh! Uh, I—do you want to go out for a beer, or something, later?” Angel asked.
“Alright. That’d be great.” Wesley smiled. Angel nodded and returned to his paperwork.
Wesley made sure Angel wasn’t looking. He quickly saved Spike’s file and continued with his work.
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“Come on baby, let me taste your boy grease.” Wesley said.
Angel’s head popped up. “What?”
Wesley continued, “That’s it, rub my hot man meat and I’ll give you some vanilla pudding.”
Angel swallowed. “Um, Wesley, maybe this isn’t the right, uh, time for this kind of thing.”
“Man slime?”
“Um, Wes,”
“Hot cornbutter?”
“Okay, after this meeting, if you want we could, we—“
Wesley turned to face Angel. “We could what?”
“Uh…what were you talking about?”
Wesley pointed to the laptop in front of him. “Spike’s been using my laptop again. He’s been posting gay porn. Very poorly written gay porn. Does he really think the term ‘cock drool’ is arousing? Man honey maybe, if the mood was right, but--”
Angel interrupted him. “I’ll talk to Spike. I’ll see about getting him his own computer.”
“Uh, yes. Thank you.” Wesley said. “What was it you wanted to do after the meeting?”
“Oh! Uh, I—do you want to go out for a beer, or something, later?” Angel asked.
“Alright. That’d be great.” Wesley smiled. Angel nodded and returned to his paperwork.
Wesley made sure Angel wasn’t looking. He quickly saved Spike’s file and continued with his work.
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Date: 2006-01-04 08:05 pm (UTC)Okay, that was just CUTE.
Hee! :D
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Date: 2006-01-04 08:14 pm (UTC)It cannot be denied!